{"id":3596,"date":"2017-07-10T11:13:07","date_gmt":"2017-07-10T11:13:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rolka.cz\/?p=3596"},"modified":"2017-08-11T19:48:56","modified_gmt":"2017-08-11T19:48:56","slug":"tchyne-na-navsteve-jak-se-na-to-pripravit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/tchyne-na-navsteve-jak-se-na-to-pripravit\/","title":{"rendered":"Tch\u00fdn\u011b na n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bv\u011b. Jak se na to p\u0159ipravit?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jak si zkazit p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00fd jarn\u00ed den? Jedin\u011b pozv\u00e1n\u00edm sv\u00e9 nerudn\u00e9 tch\u00fdn\u011b. Pokud je tch\u00fdn\u011b nav\u00edc\u00a0“matkou-opatrovatelkou”, je n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bva je\u0161t\u011b o to hor\u0161\u00ed. P\u0159edstavte si situaci, jak se objev\u00ed ve dve\u0159\u00edch. Va\u0161e tv\u00e1\u0159 r\u00e1zem zkamen\u00ed. Sna\u017e\u00edte se o \u00fasm\u011bv, jen\u017ee ten se projev\u00ed takov\u00fdm zp\u016fsobem, \u017ee byste mohli d\u011blat reklamu na velikono\u010dn\u00edho zaj\u00ed\u010dka. Prvn\u00ed, co z\u0159ejm\u011b z jej\u00edch \u00fast usly\u0161\u00edte, bude: “Tak jsem tady, dej va\u0159it vodu na kafe.”\u00a0<\/em> <\/p> \n

A\u010d se sna\u017e\u00edte zachovat chladnou hlavu, najednou si p\u0159ipad\u00e1te, jak \u0161kol\u00e1k ze z\u00e1kladky, kter\u00fd je nav\u00edc zbrkl\u00fd a rozhodn\u011b ne ve sv\u00e9 k\u016f\u017ei. P\u0159i pln\u011bn\u00ed konvice na vodu zjist\u00edte, \u017ee jste dali tak dvakr\u00e1t v\u00edce vody, ne\u017e bylo pot\u0159eba.\u00a0Kdy\u017e se sna\u017e\u00edte naj\u00edt kafe, v t\u00e9 p\u011bkn\u00e9 plechovce, kterou jste si zrovna v\u010dera p\u011bkn\u011b vypucovali, nevid\u00edte ho, a\u010d plechovka p\u0159\u00edmo na v\u00e1s k\u0159i\u010d\u00ed: “Vezmi m\u011b a kone\u010dn\u011b m\u011b tam vysyp a p\u0159idej trochu octa, a\u0165 to m\u00e1 \u0159\u00edz.”\u00a0<\/em>Ano, n\u011bco podobn\u00e9ho byste si z\u0159ejm\u011b p\u0159edstavovali, p\u011bkn\u011b j\u00ed to kafe\u00a0vylep\u0161it kapkou octa (rad\u011bji v\u00edce kapkami). <\/p> \n

Ne, takov\u00fd sc\u00e9n\u00e1\u0159 rozhodn\u011b nechceme. Jak se tedy na jej\u00ed n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvu p\u0159ipravit? Pravidlem \u010d\u00edslo jedna je, v\u017edy o n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bv\u011b tch\u00fdn\u011b v\u011bd\u011bt dostate\u010dn\u011b dop\u0159edu. I kdy\u017e se \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee se na takovou n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvu ned\u00e1 p\u0159ipravit, tak ano, d\u00e1. Pamatujte na t\u011bchto n\u011bkolik pravidel, kter\u00e9 byste m\u011bli dodr\u017eovat, aby n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bva prob\u011bhla naprosto v klidu: <\/p> \n

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  1. rozhodn\u011b ut\u0159ete prach, to je prvn\u00ed \u010deho si v\u0161im\u00e1<\/li>\n
  2. zajd\u011bte den p\u0159ed t\u00edm na n\u00e1kup a uva\u0159te min. 2 hotov\u00e1 j\u00eddla, nebude m\u00edt pot\u0159ebu v\u00e1m p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b nosit sv\u00e9 vlastn\u00ed hotovky<\/li>\n
  3. p\u0159ipravte si desert, abyste j\u00ed zacpali pusu n\u011b\u010d\u00edm sladk\u00fdm<\/li>\n
  4. n\u011bco ve sv\u00e9m byt\u011b zm\u011b\u0148te, aby m\u011bla o \u010dem pov\u00eddat, nap\u0159\u00edklad zp\u0159eh\u00e1zejte do\u010dasn\u011b p\u00e1r v\u011bc\u00ed<\/li>\n
  5. na st\u016fl polo\u017ete pro n\u00ed zaj\u00edmav\u00e9 \u010dasopisy, aby v okam\u017eiku, kdy k n\u00ed budete z\u00e1dy, nem\u011bla pot\u0159ebu kontrolovat okol\u00ed<\/li>\n
  6. dejte si t\u011bsn\u011b p\u0159ed n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvou mal\u00e9ho pan\u00e1ka pro uvoln\u011bn\u00ed<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    A pokud ani t\u011bchto p\u00e1r tip\u016f, kter\u00e9 m\u016f\u017eete v diskuzi roz\u0161\u00ed\u0159it, nepom\u016f\u017ee, v\u017edy si alespo\u0148 vzpome\u0148te na tento poveden\u00fd vtip: “Kdo byl nej\u0161\u0165astn\u011bj\u0161\u00edm chlapem na sv\u011bt\u011b? Adam, proto\u017ee nem\u011bl tch\u00fdni.”<\/em><\/strong> <\/p> \n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Jak si zkazit p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00fd jarn\u00ed den? Jedin\u011b pozv\u00e1n\u00edm sv\u00e9 nerudn\u00e9 tch\u00fdn\u011b. Pokud je tch\u00fdn\u011b nav\u00edc\u00a0“matkou-opatrovatelkou”, je n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bva je\u0161t\u011b o to hor\u0161\u00ed. P\u0159edstavte si situaci, jak se objev\u00ed ve dve\u0159\u00edch. Va\u0161e tv\u00e1\u0159 r\u00e1zem zkamen\u00ed. Sna\u017e\u00edte se o \u00fasm\u011bv, jen\u017ee ten se projev\u00ed takov\u00fdm zp\u016fsobem, \u017ee byste mohli d\u011blat reklamu na velikono\u010dn\u00edho zaj\u00ed\u010dka. Prvn\u00ed, co z\u0159ejm\u011b z … <\/p> \n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":4004,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[87],"tags":[62,78],"table_tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3596"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/24"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3596"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3596\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5812,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3596\/revisions\/5812"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4004"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3596"},{"taxonomy":"table_tags","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/table_tags?post=3596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}