{"id":4804,"date":"2017-03-24T00:15:19","date_gmt":"2017-03-24T00:15:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/?p=4804"},"modified":"2018-04-18T19:09:23","modified_gmt":"2018-04-18T19:09:23","slug":"vyplati-se-byt-milenka-partnerka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/vyplati-se-byt-milenka-partnerka\/","title":{"rendered":"Vyplat\u00ed se b\u00fdt milenka nebo partnerka?"},"content":{"rendered":" <p> Je to jedno, nebo ne? \u010cekat jako milenka v hotelov\u00e9m pokoji na to, a\u017e se vytrhne na hodinu man\u017eelce, nebo \u010dekat doma s p\u0159ipravenou ve\u010de\u0159\u00ed na to, a\u017e p\u0159ijde z &#8220;prodlou\u017een\u00e9 porady?&#8221; <\/p> \n <p> Nen\u00ed to jedno. \u010cekat doma u plotny nebo v hotelu je rozd\u00edl. Dost z\u00e1sadn\u00ed. Zat\u00edmco \u017eena u plotny se po cel\u00e9m dnu v pr\u00e1ci je\u0161t\u011b nad\u0159e, aby nakrmila nev\u011brn\u00edka, ta v tom hotelu se v\u00e1l\u00ed div ne v prezidnetsk\u00e9m apartm\u00e1 s dostupn\u00fdm minibarem a obsluhou p\u0159ipravenou na dr\u00e1t\u011b. <\/p> \n<h2>Sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed kontakt m\u00e1m akor\u00e1t s kalhotkama<\/h2>\n <p> A mn\u011b to m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt \u00fapln\u011b jedno. Nejsem ni\u010d\u00ed partnerka ani milenka. A nejbli\u017e\u0161\u00ed sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed kontakt m\u00e1m se sv\u00fdma kalhotkama. Tak nev\u00edm, kdo je na tom ve fin\u00e1le nejh\u016f\u0159. <\/p> \n <p> Ta u plotny m\u00e1 aspo\u0148 nava\u0159eno a sv\u016fj \u017eal m\u016f\u017ee vyb\u00edt na tom, \u017ee se po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b naj\u00ed. Ve\u010der si zapne romantick\u00fd film a u k\u00fdbl\u00edku zmrzliny prolije p\u00e1r slz. Potom se sebere, posb\u00edr\u00e1 v\u0161echny s\u00edly, co j\u00ed zbyly a za\u010dne m\u011bnit sv\u016fj \u017eivot od z\u00e1kladu. Zm\u011bn\u00ed \u00fa\u010des, zhubne, najde si partnera a p\u0159estane j\u00edst k ve\u010de\u0159i zmrzlinu. <\/p> \n <p> Ta v hotelu se naj\u00ed, napije, u\u017eije si sex. S klidnou hlavou p\u0159ijde dom\u016f a nebude nic \u0159e\u0161it. \u00da\u010des si st\u00e1le udr\u017euje v perfektn\u00edm stavu, hubnout nepot\u0159ebuje a je\u0161t\u011b k tomu j\u00ed od milence sem tam p\u0159ibyde n\u011bjak\u00fd ten d\u00e1re\u010dek. <\/p> \n<h2>Bre\u010dela jsem u\u017e i u Spongeboba<\/h2>\n <p> J\u00e1 \u017eeru, piju, prol\u00edv\u00e1m slzy pravideln\u011b u v\u0161eho. Tuhle jsem bre\u010dela u Spongeboba. \u00da\u010des? Nos\u00edm cul\u00edk a sna\u017e\u00edm se zakr\u00fdt 7 cm odrost\u016f. Zhubnout bych pot\u0159ebovala tak 10 kilo, ale br\u00e1n\u00ed mi v tom j\u00eddlo. D\u00e1rky nedost\u00e1v\u00e1m a co se t\u00fd\u010de partnera? <\/p> \n <p> Hodl\u00e1m nav\u0161t\u00edvit s dcerou ZOO. Pr\u00fd je tam p\u00e1r nezadan\u00fdch opi\u010d\u00e1k\u016f. Jak se to \u0159\u00edka? &#8220;N\u011bkdy tomu \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed <br \/> \nmus\u00edme j\u00edt trochu naproti.&#8221; Opi\u010d\u00e1ci t\u011b\u0161te se, jdu v\u00e1m naproti! <\/p> \n<aside id=\"custom_html-2\" class=\"widget_text widget widget_custom_html amr_widget\"><div class=\"textwidget custom-html-widget\"><strong>Mark\u00e9ta<\/strong>  <br \/>  \r\nDal\u0161\u00ed vtipn\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy i kr\u00e1tk\u00e9 historky najdete na m\u00e9 str\u00e1nce <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/Makylea\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">na Facebooku<\/a>. <\/div><\/aside>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" <p> Je to jedno, nebo ne? \u010cekat jako milenka v hotelov\u00e9m pokoji na to, a\u017e se vytrhne na hodinu man\u017eelce, nebo \u010dekat doma s p\u0159ipravenou ve\u010de\u0159\u00ed na to, a\u017e p\u0159ijde z &#8220;prodlou\u017een\u00e9 porady?&#8221; Nen\u00ed to jedno. \u010cekat doma u plotny nebo v hotelu je rozd\u00edl. Dost z\u00e1sadn\u00ed. Zat\u00edmco \u017eena u plotny se po cel\u00e9m dnu v &hellip; <\/p> \n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":5757,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[87],"tags":[96,62,78],"table_tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4804"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/24"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4804"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4804\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5849,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4804\/revisions\/5849"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5757"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4804"},{"taxonomy":"table_tags","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/table_tags?post=4804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}