{"id":4890,"date":"2017-03-30T06:33:36","date_gmt":"2017-03-30T06:33:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/?p=4890"},"modified":"2018-04-18T19:09:18","modified_gmt":"2018-04-18T19:09:18","slug":"milujte-se-mnozte-se-platte-alimenty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/milujte-se-mnozte-se-platte-alimenty\/","title":{"rendered":"Milujte se, mno\u017ete se a pla\u0165te alimenty"},"content":{"rendered":" <p> Udivuje m\u011b, kolik mu\u017e\u016f (otc\u016f) zanedb\u00e1v\u00e1 sv\u00e9 d\u011bti t\u00edm, \u017ee jim nev\u011bnuj\u00ed \u010das. Nejsem jedna z t\u011bch, kter\u00e1 by mu\u017ee h\u00e1zela do jednoho pytle, ale moment\u00e1ln\u011b mus\u00edm vych\u00e1zet z vesnick\u00fdch m\u011b\u0159\u00edtek. Zar\u00e1\u017e\u00ed m\u011b, \u017ee ve\u0161ker\u00e1 starost otc\u016f o d\u00edt\u011b kon\u010d\u00ed u jeho reprodukce. Jasn\u011b, odnosit, porodit a pop\u0159\u00edpad\u011b kojit d\u00edt\u011b mus\u00ed \u017eena. Nooo, a chlap si asi \u0159ekne: &#8220;Nespala u\u017e rok, t\u011bch 17 u\u017e p\u0159e\u017eije.&#8221; <\/p> \n <p> V lep\u0161\u00edm p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b od vola odejdete, proto\u017ee ne\u017e s volem, co v\u00e1m nepom\u016f\u017ee, m\u016f\u017eete b\u00fdt sama a vyjde v\u00e1s to nastejno &#8211; a je\u0161t\u011b nemus\u00edte nah\u00e1n\u011bt jeho trenky zastr\u010den\u00fd za gau\u010dem a fusekle pod pol\u0161t\u00e1\u0159em. <\/p> \n <p> \u0158eknete si, \u017ee jsou na tom \u017eeny h\u016f\u0159, tak ty trenky za gau\u010dem n\u011bjak zkousnete a kdy\u017e se po\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed, fusky p\u0159e\u017eijete. Pak je mezivarianta. To je, \u017ee v\u00e1s paradoxn\u011b vyhod\u00ed on, proto\u017ee mu ned\u00e1v\u00e1te dostatek prostoru pro pivo a kamar\u00e1dy. <\/p> \n <p> Kdy\u017e p\u0159ijde na placen\u00ed aliment\u016f, najednou se hrnou v\u00fdmluvy typu: &#8220;Pivo mi ty pen\u00edze vypilo; M\u011bl jsem je pro tebe, ale shnily spole\u010dn\u011b s fuskou pod pol\u0161t\u00e1\u0159em,&#8221; nebo obdobn\u00fd v\u00fdplod. Takov\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk nem\u00e1 pot\u0159ebu v\u00eddat sv\u00e9 d\u00edt\u011b, za to m\u00e1 pot\u0159ebu o n\u011bm mluvit &#8211; jak je \u0161ikovn\u00e9, co v\u0161echno um\u00ed, \u017ee je chytr\u00e9 a bystr\u00e9. <\/p> \n <p> Kamar\u00e1di budou sm\u011brem k otci obdivn\u011b p\u0159ikyvovat. Otec u\u017e ale ne\u0159ekne, \u017ee z\u00e1sluhu na dokonalosti jeho d\u00edt\u011bte je matka, kter\u00e1 mu denn\u011b v\u011bnuje \u010das, energii, vlasy, nehty, mozek a ml\u00e1d\u00ed. Je\u0161t\u011b aby ano, m\u00e1 moc pr\u00e1ce s t\u00edm matku o\u010dernit na v\u0161ech front\u00e1ch, proto\u017ee chud\u00e1k za jejich vztahu nemohl na pivo ka\u017ed\u00fd den, ale jen obden. <\/p> \n <p> A ned\u011bste se. J\u00e1 \u017eiju na vesnici, tak\u017ee tady je pivo n\u011bco jako pro africk\u00e9 d\u011bti voda a pro otce (ne v\u0161echny samoz\u0159ejm\u011b) d\u011bti n\u011bco jako pro \u017eeny \u017eiletky &#8211; jednou za \u010das je pot\u0159eba si s n\u00ed &#8220;potykat,&#8221; aby se ne\u0159eklo a lidi v\u00e1s nepomluvili, ale pak j\u00ed rychle vr\u00e1tit na sv\u00e9 m\u00edsto. <\/p> \n <p> No, s tou \u017eiletkou to nen\u00ed \u00fapln\u011b dobr\u00fd p\u0159\u00edklad. Kdyby se to vztahovalo na m\u011b, nebyla by to pravda. Za posledn\u00edch 6 t\u00fddn\u016f jsme se s \u017eiletkou nepotkaly a paradoxn\u011b posledn\u00edch 6 t\u00fddn\u016f jsem se od Ley hnula, jen kdy\u017e jsem jela na v\u00fdlet do l\u00e9k\u00e1rny. To m\u00e1te tak. S Panem X (m\u016fj EX &#8211; partner) jsme se domlouvali na tom, \u017ee si dceru vezme na v\u00edkendy. Jen jsem se zapomn\u011bla zeptat na kdy to tak vid\u00ed &#8211; sta\u010dil by v\u011bd\u011bt aspo\u0148 rok. Tak \u010dek\u00e1m, na ten v\u00edkend i na ty alimenty. <\/p> \n <p> B\u016fh to m\u011bl vymy\u0161len\u00e9 hezky: &#8220;Milujte se a mno\u017ete se.&#8221; Jen\u017ee to moc nedomyslel, ale budi\u017e mu odpu\u0161t\u011bno. M\u011bl moc pr\u00e1ce s chlebem a v\u00ednem. <\/p> \n<aside id=\"custom_html-2\" class=\"widget_text widget widget_custom_html amr_widget\"><div class=\"textwidget custom-html-widget\"><strong>Mark\u00e9ta<\/strong>  <br \/>  \r\nDal\u0161\u00ed vtipn\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy i kr\u00e1tk\u00e9 historky najdete na m\u00e9 str\u00e1nce <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/Makylea\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">na Facebooku<\/a>. <\/div><\/aside>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" <p> Udivuje m\u011b, kolik mu\u017e\u016f (otc\u016f) zanedb\u00e1v\u00e1 sv\u00e9 d\u011bti t\u00edm, \u017ee jim nev\u011bnuj\u00ed \u010das. Nejsem jedna z t\u011bch, kter\u00e1 by mu\u017ee h\u00e1zela do jednoho pytle, ale moment\u00e1ln\u011b mus\u00edm vych\u00e1zet z vesnick\u00fdch m\u011b\u0159\u00edtek. Zar\u00e1\u017e\u00ed m\u011b, \u017ee ve\u0161ker\u00e1 starost otc\u016f o d\u00edt\u011b kon\u010d\u00ed u jeho reprodukce. Jasn\u011b, odnosit, porodit a pop\u0159\u00edpad\u011b kojit d\u00edt\u011b mus\u00ed \u017eena. Nooo, a chlap &hellip; <\/p> \n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":5759,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[87],"tags":[96,62,78],"table_tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4890"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/24"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4890"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4890\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5845,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4890\/revisions\/5845"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5759"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4890"},{"taxonomy":"table_tags","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/table_tags?post=4890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}