{"id":5040,"date":"2017-05-10T00:15:32","date_gmt":"2017-05-10T00:15:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/?p=5040"},"modified":"2018-04-18T19:08:53","modified_gmt":"2018-04-18T19:08:53","slug":"pribeh-kdyz-se-zeny-potkaji-skolnim-srazu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/pribeh-kdyz-se-zeny-potkaji-skolnim-srazu\/","title":{"rendered":"P\u0159\u00edb\u011bh: Kdy\u017e se \u017eeny potkaj\u00ed na \u0161koln\u00edm srazu"},"content":{"rendered":" <p> V\u010dera se konal t\u0159\u00eddn\u00ed sraz se st\u0159edn\u00ed. Byl to skv\u011bl\u00fd ve\u010der. Klasicky jsem dr\u017eela basu se svou par\u0165a\u010dkou K\u00e1jou, proto\u017ee v\u016fbec nejsme v kontaktu b\u011b\u017en\u011b b\u011bhem cel\u00e9ho roku. K\u00e1ja je svobod\u00e1 matka p\u011bti ps\u016f a j\u00e1 svobodn\u00e1 matka Leont\u00fdny. Klasicky jsme \u0159e\u0161ily jejich v\u00fdvoj a v\u00fdchovu. K\u00e1ja to m\u011bla jednodu\u0161\u0161\u00ed s plenama, proto\u017ee \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 pro sv\u00e9 &#8220;d\u011bti&#8221; nepot\u0159ebovala, tak u\u0161et\u0159ila. J\u00e1 zase us\u011bt\u0159ila na sv\u00fdch pono\u017ek\u00e1ch. <\/p> \n<h2>S par\u0165a\u010dkou jsem dr\u017eela basu<\/h2>\n <p> D\u00edky Bohu Lea po nich nikdy neprahla natolik, aby si je d\u00e1vala k ob\u011bdu nebo mi je schov\u00e1vala po byt\u011b. K\u00e1ja nem\u00e1 bohu\u017eel nikoho na st\u0159\u00eddavou (\u010d\u00e1ste\u010dnou) p\u00e9\u010di &#8211; otec nezn\u00e1m\u00fd, tak\u017ee i alimenty si plat\u00ed sama. Paradoxn\u011b si plat\u00ed v\u00edc ne\u017e to, co dost\u00e1v\u00e1m v alimentech j\u00e1. M\u011bla bych to Panu X nen\u00e1padn\u011b nadhodit a nast\u00ednit situaci. N\u011bjak mu \u0161etrn\u011b sd\u011blit, \u017ee jsem porodila dceru \u010dlov\u011bka, nikoli krysa\u0159\u00edka. A \u017ee Lea proj\u00ed v\u00edc ne\u017e pytel granul\u00ed. <\/p> \n <p> No, s K\u00e1jou m\u00e1me hodn\u011b spole\u010dn\u00e9ho. I co se chlap\u016f t\u00fd\u010de. Celkov\u011b m\u00e1me podobnej vkus na to si nikoho nehledat a jako obvykle jsme pak do\u0161ly k z\u00e1v\u011bru, \u017ee b\u00fdt svobodn\u00e1\u00a0je pouze na\u0161e p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010den\u00ed.Tak\u00e9 jsme do\u0161ly k z\u00e1v\u011bru, \u017ee mimo tohle na\u0161e skv\u011bl\u00e9 p\u0159esv\u011bdc\u011bn\u00ed b\u00fdt svobodn\u00e1, je to vlastn\u011bo tom, \u017ee se nedostaneme mezi lidi &#8211; d\u011bti, povinnosti, atd. <\/p> \n<h2>I p\u0159i srazu jsem okukovaly mu\u017ee<\/h2>\n <p> Sed\u011bli jsme v\u0161ichni v pizzerii, kde zazn\u011bl n\u00e1pad p\u0159esunout se do n\u011bjak\u00e9ho jin\u00e9ho podniku. S K\u00e1jou jsme v\u011bd\u011bly, \u017ee to je na\u0161e p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitost dostat se mezi lidi a okouknout ter\u00e9n potenci\u00e1ln\u00edch budouc\u00edch man\u017eel\u016f. V tom klubu jsme byly asi 3 minuty. Za tu dobu se naskytli dva adepti. Prvn\u00ed byl hned na parket\u011b p\u0159ed obrovsk\u00fdma bednama, ze kter\u00fdch se linul jak\u00fdsi druh muziky. Takov\u00fdto Tuc Tuc, ale v\u00edc drsn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. P\u00e1n vypadal, \u017ee m\u00e1 epileptick\u00fd z\u00e1chvat, ale pr\u00fd to byl tanec. Nav\u00edc m\u011bril asi 165 cm, tak\u017ee nic pro holky m\u011b\u0159\u00edc\u00ed nad 180 cm. <\/p> \n <p> Druh\u00e9ho jsme zahl\u00e9dly u stolu. Byl k n\u00e1m z\u00e1dy. Jinak&#8230; J\u00e1 ho zahl\u00e9dla a upozornila jsem na n\u011bj K\u00e1ju se slovy: &#8220;Koukej na tu prdel.&#8221; P\u00e1n m\u011bl mo\u017en\u00e1 185 cm, ale u\u017e jaksi nepomyslel na BMI index a velikost sv\u00fdch kalhot, kter\u00e9 mu kon\u010dili v p\u016flce zadku. Jeho zadek p\u0159ipom\u00ednal horizont\u00e1ln\u011b postaven\u00fd hamburger bez masa &#8211; jen o hooooodn\u011b v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed. Pak u\u017e si jen pamatuju \u00faprk sm\u011brem k v\u00fdchodu. <\/p> \n<h2>Hledat chlapa na srazu? To rad\u011bji j\u00edt na p\u00e1rek v rohl\u00edku<\/h2>\n <p> Za tento z\u00e1\u017eitek jsme je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159i vstupu zaplatily 30\u00a0K\u010d. Mohly jsme u\u0161et\u0159it a j\u00edt na p\u00e1rek v rohl\u00edku, ale chybama se \u010dlov\u011bk u\u010d\u00ed. K\u00e1ja nakonec odjela je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ed p\u016flnoc\u00ed. Vymlouvala se na n\u011bco o pr\u00e1ci, p\u0159itom jela shl\u00e9dnout p\u00e1tou s\u00e9rii P\u0159\u00e1tel, kterou vid\u011bla p\u0159inejmen\u0161\u00edm 10kr\u00e1t a necht\u011bla p\u0159iznat fakt, \u017ee jako svobodn\u00e1 matka krysa\u0159\u00edk\u016f m\u00e1 druh\u00fd den sv\u00e9 povinnosti &#8211; p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm zkontrolovat stav sv\u00fdch pono\u017eek. <\/p> \n<aside id=\"custom_html-2\" class=\"widget_text widget widget_custom_html amr_widget\"><div class=\"textwidget custom-html-widget\"><strong>Mark\u00e9ta<\/strong>  <br \/>  \r\nDal\u0161\u00ed vtipn\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy i kr\u00e1tk\u00e9 historky najdete na m\u00e9 str\u00e1nce <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/Makylea\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">na Facebooku<\/a>. <\/div><\/aside>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" <p> V\u010dera se konal t\u0159\u00eddn\u00ed sraz se st\u0159edn\u00ed. Byl to skv\u011bl\u00fd ve\u010der. Klasicky jsem dr\u017eela basu se svou par\u0165a\u010dkou K\u00e1jou, proto\u017ee v\u016fbec nejsme v kontaktu b\u011b\u017en\u011b b\u011bhem cel\u00e9ho roku. K\u00e1ja je svobod\u00e1 matka p\u011bti ps\u016f a j\u00e1 svobodn\u00e1 matka Leont\u00fdny. Klasicky jsme \u0159e\u0161ily jejich v\u00fdvoj a v\u00fdchovu. K\u00e1ja to m\u011bla jednodu\u0161\u0161\u00ed s plenama, proto\u017ee \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 pro &hellip; <\/p> \n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":5752,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[87],"tags":[96,62,78],"table_tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5040"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/24"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5040"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5040\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5840,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5040\/revisions\/5840"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5752"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5040"},{"taxonomy":"table_tags","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/table_tags?post=5040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}