{"id":5063,"date":"2017-05-02T00:15:57","date_gmt":"2017-05-02T00:15:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/?p=5063"},"modified":"2018-04-18T19:08:59","modified_gmt":"2018-04-18T19:08:59","slug":"muzi-skutecne-oceni-zeny-az-svem-konci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/muzi-skutecne-oceni-zeny-az-svem-konci\/","title":{"rendered":"Mu\u017ei skute\u010dn\u011b ocen\u00ed \u017eeny a\u017e na sv\u00e9m konci"},"content":{"rendered":" <p> P\u0159ipodob\u0148uji si klasickou v\u011btu &#8220;to\u00a0nejlep\u0161\u00ed na konec&#8221; i k m\u00e9mu &#8220;svobodn\u00e9mu&#8221; stavu. Holt my &#8220;svobodn\u00e9&#8221; jsme tak\u00e9 t\u00edm nejlep\u0161\u00edm nakonec. Vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee chlapsk\u00e9 veden\u00ed v emo\u010dn\u00edch z\u00e1le\u017eitostech je del\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e to \u017eensk\u00e9, uv\u011bdom\u00ed si na\u0161\u00ed &#8220;bo\u017ekost&#8221; a\u017e na prahu smrti. A t\u00edm, \u017ee my \u017eeny se v pr\u016fm\u011bru do\u017e\u00edv\u00e1me v\u00edce ne\u017e mu\u017ei, tak nev\u00edm, zda tou t\u0159e\u0161ni\u010dkou na dortu je ten chlap le\u017e\u00edc\u00ed na smrteln\u00e9 posteli, nebo ta 80 let\u00e1 vr\u00e1s\u010dit\u00e1 babi\u010dka, kter\u00e1 sed\u00ed u mu\u017ee se slovy: &#8220;J\u00e1 ti \u0159\u00edkala, \u017ee lep\u0161\u00ed nenajde\u0161.&#8221; <\/p> \n<h2>Bu\u010fte &#8220;t\u0159e\u0161e\u0148&#8221;, ne &#8220;korpus&#8221;<\/h2>\n <p> O\u00a0dost smutn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed fakt, \u017ee na to chlap p\u0159ijde v dob\u011b, kdy ty nejlep\u0161\u00ed\u00a0l\u00e9ta sexu\u00e1ln\u00edch tu\u017eeb jsou d\u00e1vno za n\u00e1mi a to jedin\u00e9, na co bude chlap vzpom\u00ednat, jsou prosoulo\u017een\u00e1 l\u00e9ta s &#8220;Korpusem&#8221; a \u017eensk\u00e1 vzpom\u00ednaj\u00edc\u00ed na sv\u00e9ho nejlep\u0161\u00edho k\u00e1mo\u0161e &#8220;Pana Roberta.&#8221; Nezb\u00fdv\u00e1 ne\u017e se k t\u00fd &#8220;t\u0159e\u0161ni\u010dce na dortu&#8221; pro\u017erat d\u0159\u00edv ne\u017e oslav\u00edme troje kristovy l\u00e9ta a z\u00e1rove\u0148 d\u0159\u00edv ne\u017e se pro\u017eerem k obezit\u011b. Nutno dodat, \u017ee ta &#8220;t\u0159e\u0161ni\u010dka&#8221; by nem\u011bla v\u00e1\u017eit v\u00edc ne\u017e <br \/> \nsamotn\u00fd dort. <\/p> \n<aside id=\"custom_html-2\" class=\"widget_text widget widget_custom_html amr_widget\"><div class=\"textwidget custom-html-widget\"><strong>Mark\u00e9ta<\/strong>  <br \/>  \r\nDal\u0161\u00ed vtipn\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy i kr\u00e1tk\u00e9 historky najdete na m\u00e9 str\u00e1nce <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/Makylea\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">na Facebooku<\/a>. <\/div><\/aside>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" <p> P\u0159ipodob\u0148uji si klasickou v\u011btu &#8220;to\u00a0nejlep\u0161\u00ed na konec&#8221; i k m\u00e9mu &#8220;svobodn\u00e9mu&#8221; stavu. Holt my &#8220;svobodn\u00e9&#8221; jsme tak\u00e9 t\u00edm nejlep\u0161\u00edm nakonec. Vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee chlapsk\u00e9 veden\u00ed v emo\u010dn\u00edch z\u00e1le\u017eitostech je del\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e to \u017eensk\u00e9, uv\u011bdom\u00ed si na\u0161\u00ed &#8220;bo\u017ekost&#8221; a\u017e na prahu smrti. A t\u00edm, \u017ee my \u017eeny se v pr\u016fm\u011bru do\u017e\u00edv\u00e1me v\u00edce ne\u017e mu\u017ei, tak &hellip; <\/p> \n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":5753,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[87],"tags":[96,62,78],"table_tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5063"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/24"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5063"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5063\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5841,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5063\/revisions\/5841"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5753"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5063"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5063"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5063"},{"taxonomy":"table_tags","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yellobar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/table_tags?post=5063"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}